With a name like Scoreland, it’s pretty obvious somebody is going to be scoring inside. The question is, who? Well, if you were reading this anywhere else, you might guess from the name that it’s a sports site or an online casino. You’re reading this on ThePornDude, though, so I think you already know what kind of metaphorical scoring is going on. The name doesn’t really give away this porn site’s gimmick, though.
Scoreland.com is a long-running premium site specializing in big titty porno. The front page says they’re #1 in Big Boobs Since 1992, a considerably longer legacy of smut peddling than most paysites out there. Their age alone tells me they’ve got something special to offer, something that’s let them survive and thrive in an online porn market that’s always been saturated. Nearly 30 years after posting their first scene, these perverts are still getting more than 4,000 visitors each and every day.
No Sports, Unless You Count Fucking
I’ll be honest, Scoreland’s text logo really does look like a site where you’d see how your favorite NFL and NBA teams are doing. The layout itself is a bit old-school, harkening back to simpler times on the Internet and perhaps dating the site a little bit. The cursive text and grey-on-black paisley print of the background gives the whole thing an elegant look, feeling more like a high-class cat house than a sleazy peep show.
Really, though, everything is just window dressing to the girls of Scoreland.com and their massive jugs. They work with the hottest pornstars who have the biggest boobies. There are blondes, brunettes, Latinas and Asians all over the front page, and every single one of them has an absolutely massive set of mammaries. I like the diverse range of broads, all united by their enormous racks.
Some of these girls have been busy over here. The redheaded Alexsis Faye and her monster melons have been in 23 scenes, while super-endowed brunette Nicole Peters stars in 33 on the site. Angela White has starred in a cool 50 Scoreland movies, bringing with her a gorgeous smile and 36G knockers. Not to be outdone, Lindsey Dawn McKenzie exposes her 36HH breasts and gets wild in 72 movies on the site.
Just based on the site’s age and those numbers I was seeing on the model’s page, I knew Scoreland.com had a deep fucking library of huge-boobed hotties getting deeply fucked. It turns out I was right. They’ve got over 900 big titty videos and more than 2,400 photosets of beautiful girls with beautiful big boobs.
A Mountain of Massive Melons, Plus Bonuses
Given Scoreland’s age, I had this hope in the back of my head that they were charging ‘90s porn prices. It’s not quite as low as it was back in the old days, but it ain’t quite modern prices either if you get their deal. They’re asking $40 for a non-recurring one-month membership, which is high, but the “regular” price right now is $30 for two months. That’s about half what most premium sites are asking to get in.
Scoreland.com is run by a company called TheScoreGroup. They also run a dozen other porn sites like Black and Stacked, Busty Dannie Ashe and Crystal Gunn’s World. Membership to Scoreland includes guest access to all TSG porn sites. Most of them are showcases for particular big-boobed models like Cherry Brady, Jessica Turner and Karla James. As a Scoreland member, you’ll get a discount if you want a full membership to any of them.
They also have a loyalty program that hooks you up with a free site every month. Altogether it’s a pretty fucking nice selection of bonus content on top of an already established mountain of big titty porno. There are live cams, too, if you want to interact or just watch a girl jiggle her giant jugs on webcam.
Overwhelmed By Big Boobs and Tons of Porn
Do you ever feel overwhelmed? It’s not always a bad feeling, especially when we’re talking about massive amounts of boob flesh. Some of these ladies have titties as big as my head, and I fucking love that. Hell, too much is never enough! Give me more!
Scoreland gives their fans more in the form of fresh new pornos every day! I’m usually looking for at least one update per week on a premium site, but these guys go above and beyond. It’s especially impressive in this pandemic age, when so many paysites are struggling to put out movies at their regular pace, thanks to social distancing.
Their flicks average around 15-20 minutes a pop. They ain’t epic-length marathon faps, but they ain’t shortchanging you, either. Given the rapid update schedule, those sitcom-length boob movies really add up.
You’ll see all the latest movies as soon as you log in, on the first of 130 pages of explicit thumbnails. Holy fucking shit. I’m something of a pornographic history buff, so I jumped all the way to page 130, looking for their oldest content. Even though the site dates back to the early ‘90s, the archive only seems to go back to the ‘00s. The oldest clips are undated, but star women like Amber Brooks, Angela White and Casey Cleavage, who weren’t active in the business until this latest millennium.
Let’s See Those Giant Tits!
As much as I love cranking it to the classics, I was a little more interested in the current Scoreland.com offerings. The newest movie, uploaded yesterday, stars the voluptuous Tigerr Benson in Tigerr’s Titanic Top-Shelf. Everything they put out now is in 4k, a significant and glorious upgrade from the lower resolutions of the olden times, so I got lubed and ready to watch the Asian beauty in stunning, crystal clear Ultra-HD.
“Hi, I’m Tigerr Benson,” she says as the 20-minute movie opens. “Do you like what you see?” She’s wearing a tight purple dress, her perfectly round super boobs already trying to fight their way out as she slowly dances for the camera. The girl’s a masterful tease, taunting us with her cleavage for a good five minutes before taking those tatas fully out of her top.
Tigerr’s a sexy babe, and I couldn’t help masturbating while watching her do the same. After that, I checked out a scene with this chick Diana Eisley, who really reminds me of Ariel Winter with even bigger boobs and a perverted exhibitionist streak. My only real complaint about the site is that Diana and Ariel appear solo, as do most of the girls in most of the scenes at Scoreland.
But Wait, There’s Hardcore
It’s not all striptease and masturbation movies, though. At least once a week, some chick with a ginormous rack is getting fucked silly by a big dick. I loaded up a video called Paige Turner’s Student Body, starring Paige Turner as the student who gets her body used. It’s a slightly more elaborate scene, opening with a MILF dressed as a schoolgirl and writing her name on a composition book, cleavage hanging out.
A few minutes later, Paige is on her knees giving blowjobs to a couple of gropey dudes. She’s a talented girl, and keeps working that mouth on one dude when the other starts pounding her cunt. They go at it doggystyle for a while before Paige gets her tits fucked and her face sprayed down with cum. She plays with her gargantuan natural melons at the end, asking if you liked watching her get naughty. If only you could see the mess I made of my keyboard, Paige.
Scoreland is an old site, and they take an old attitude toward downloading. In other words, members can download as many movies as they like for later viewing. When Scoreland first started, there was no streaming and you had to spend hours downloading your porno movies. These days, so many of the other premium sites charge you extra if you want to save an MP4 or WMV.
It ain’t hard to see why Scoreland.com has been around for nearly 30 years. Porno sees some technological advances like higher-definition cameras, VR and even AR, but what gets people hard doesn’t really change all that much. Huge boobs made the cavemen get raging hard boners, and those gigantic gazongas are sure to turn on the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow as well. It’s not a very complicated formula, but it works really well: tons of chicks with oversized breasts starring in nearly a thousand explicit movies for half the price of a typical paysite. What more could a titty fan ask for?