Pulling up Swinger Zone Central in my browser, I was greeted by a sexy babe in red lingerie, the text imploring me to “Find the hottest people in your area.” Ah, another adult hookup site. Seeking out the local thots is always on my mind when I’m not cranking off to or filming porn, so I was certainly intrigued by the premise. The thing is, though, I’ve seen plenty of hookup sites, and they don’t always have the action I’m looking for. So what makes this one any better than the competition?
I’ve got to say, SwingerZoneCentral.com didn’t do themselves any favors by picking an obvious third choice for their title. The dot-coms for SwingerZone and SwingerCentral are both taken but occupied with nothing, missing out on the opportunity that SwingerZoneCentral grabbed at when they registered the domain. And while the title may be a bit laughable, they’re still pulling half a million visits a month. With any luck, some of those visitors will be horny women in my neighborhood, but there was only one way to find out.
Putting the Swinger in Swinger Zone Central
I was really hoping to browse the local singles and swingers before signing up for a SwingerZoneCentral account, but alas, the good stuff’s all locked up inside. That’s why the little member questionnaire is front and center on the landing page, so you have to register before doing any else. I review websites, though, so I figured I’d poke around a bit and see if they had anything of interest to non-members.
Well, for starters, there’s an extensive list of public swinger clubs, broken down by state. I’m typing this up in the Chicagoland area today, and it looks like I’ve got a healthy selection of clubs here and over the border in Indiana. Most of them have a little blurb, and there’s some kind of contact info for each one, be it phone, email, street address, or website. Weirdly, Alaska and Hawaii are left off the list, though I have a hard time believing swinger clubs only exist in the contiguous states.
The list is a nice little touch because you could theoretically use it to get laid without ever signing up for a SwingerZoneCentral membership. To aid you in that task, even more, they offer a few free ebooks on the swinging lifestyle. I looked one up on Amazon, and it seems to be a legitimate, readable, and informative book instead of just some bullshit cobbled together out of keywords. The reviews are almost as good as the ones for classics like Lolita, the Bible, and Buying Illegal Bugs with Bitcoin, so maybe I’ll bite.
Of course, the catch for the free books is that you have to give them your email address and opt into their newsletter. It’s an age-old exchange on the internet and probably the reason you’re still getting dick pill spam. Signing up for anything always carries the risk of getting more spam, but modern filters make it a lot less painful. But you could always use your wife’s email address, and maybe those “random” swinger emails will entice her into acting out those hotwife scenarios of yours.
If you’d still rather not give SwingerZoneCentral your contact deets, there’s also a surprisingly informative blog section. They cover topics like swinger etiquette, voyeurism, flirting, emotions, and health. I found an article on the most popular swinging sites by city and was fucking impressed by the truthfulness. Instead of listing SwingerZoneCentral.com as the best site for every location, they recommend joints like AdultFriendFinder, Kasidie, and SwingLifestyle, depending on where you’re trying to score.
That’s a Lot of Swingers
SwingerZoneCentral.com had more to offer non-members than I had expected, but I was still here for a reason: to get laid. So with that in mind, I started filling the form out front. It’s a standard set of questions, including your location and whether you’re a dude, a chick, or a couple. There are options for male/male and female/female couples, so it looks like most orientations are covered, though I don’t see any tranny options.
One thing I like about this one is that you can start browsing around as soon as you fill those basic questions out front; they don’t even make you validate your email. So the very first thing I did was make a beeline for the search area, where I began by checking Who’s On. That brought up a fucking fat selection: nearly 120 pages of swinger singles and couples looking for a good time.
The only downside? The majority of those swinger singles seem to be dudes, so there are a fucking ton of boner photos in my search results. The good news is that there are way more swinger couples than I expected. It’s not uncommon for “swinger” sites to be devoid of actual swingers, but Swinger Zone Central appears to be the real deal. There are tons of real swingers and swinger couples using the site.
A genuine community of like-minded wife swappers and hotwife enthusiasts is vital for a site like this to work. My SwingerZoneCentral search results paint a different picture of the website than the hookup facilitator I envisioned. However, one thing that’s worth noting is that users tend to be on the older side. That’s common with legit swinger communities and one of the reasons I know this site’s the real thing and not just another den of catfish.
I did another search, this time limiting my results to single females within a hundred miles. This time, Swinger Zone Central came back with about a hundred results. The pickings weren’t as good as when I left the search open, but that’s still an impressive volume of available babes. That number falls to under 40 when I search for babes under 40 and down to 9 when I look for women under 30. See what I mean about the older demographic? If you’re looking to hook up with a younger slut, you’ll probably want to choose a different site.
And I Can Message Chicks for Free?
In my profile search results, I found a tall exotic chick with thicc legs and immediately wanted to meet her. I clicked the Request to Meet button, thinking SwingerZoneCentral.com would make me buy a premium account first, but I was wrong. I sent her a request with a click, so we’ll see what she says when she comes back online.
Swinger Zone Central offers an incredible set of free features to newcomers. I couldn’t use the Sext Message feature, but the regular Contact button works to send messages. Most dating/hookup sites lock you out of real communication until you pay up, but you could actually meet somebody here without spending a dime. Be fast, though, because you’ll lose some of those vital free features in thirty days.
Paid SwingerZoneCentral memberships start at fifteen bones a month, which isn’t bad, but they’re currently offering recurring memberships for ten bucks if you opt for auto-renewal. If you’re really enjoying yourself and feel like the site will always be part of your swinger lifestyle, there’s a lifetime membership for a hundred bucks. I noticed a fair number of profiles with Lifetime Member stamped in the corner, which is another good sign about how much people love this website.
To be entirely honest, I was prepared to give SwingerZoneCentral a shitty review. The name is cheesy, the landing page is lackluster, and the traffic isn’t anything to brag about when you compare them to any big, random dating site. The thing is, though, this isn’t any big, random dating site. It’s a site for real swingers, and it shows all over the place.
If you’re in your twenties and looking for a quick, no-strings-attached hookup, this isn’t a site for you. But if you’re a little or a lot older, SwingerZoneCentral.com may be just the introduction you need to the local swinger community. This is the kind of site whose value will depend a lot on what you’re looking for and where you’re looking for it. At the very least, I recommend signing up for a free account and checking the local listings.